Motherfucker Better Card Me

$2.00

1 in stock

SKU: 171967393310 Categories: ,

Description

As in life, being carded is a series of stages. At first, you’re stoked. You can finally buy booze (legally)! Then having to produce your ID loses its novelty. You’re frustrated that you’re even being asked to take it out. After that, there comes a time in everyone’s life when they stop asking for it. Your frustration evaporates and you realize people are certain you are no longer anywhere close to 21. This gum is for that feeling. Dear bartenders and other purveyors of alcohol: we don’t care if we look every day of our thirty years. Just humor us and ask for ID. 

Each package contains 8 pieces of youthful cinnamon gum.

Made in Canada.

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